LINK PURCHASE The Good, The Bad, and The GrimacePromote Your Page TooTumblr (3.0; @thegoodthebadandthegrimace)http://goodgrimace.com/<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j-WQVJufyXQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Me doing ventriloquism!</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13958920414http://goodgrimace.com/post/13958920414Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:06:28 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf4lrkDJ51qzcbbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And what a day it was…</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13804730360http://goodgrimace.com/post/13804730360Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:25:44 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf5u6s61k1qzcbbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And they said their love could never be…</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13700941501http://goodgrimace.com/post/13700941501Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:48:43 -0800<p>I’m a professional shoe model. Any pair I wear becomes a big hit days later.</p> <p><br/><img height="480" src="http://www.fantasticman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bucks_11.jpg" width="640"/><em>You’ll be wearing these by Monday.</em></p> <p>Now, when I said, “Any pair I wear…” I mean the exact same pair of shoes I wear.</p> <p>You’ll try your best to be wearing that exact pair by Monday.</p> <p><br/><img height="289" src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhsvudaScx1qzatfxo1_500.jpg" width="500"/><br/><em>You’ll be wearing these by Tuesday. If you can catch me.</em></p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13636263976http://goodgrimace.com/post/13636263976Fri, 02 Dec 2011 07:57:59 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iJxF34Q3WU8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Produced by Keystone Studios</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13630468526http://goodgrimace.com/post/13630468526Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:18:25 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvi8lwesHt1qzcbbao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><div> <p>Good Grimace is currently looking for sponsorship.</p> <p>We wrote an ad on <strong>soap</strong> to show you how good we could be at promoting YOUR product!</p> <p>Do you have that nasty feeling that you smell nasty?</p> <p>Well, if you’re not buying our product, you’re probably right!</p> <p><em>Soap</em>.</p> <p>Don’t smell like an idiot. </p> </div>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13629573201http://goodgrimace.com/post/13629573201Fri, 02 Dec 2011 02:10:31 -0800<p><strong>No.</strong></p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13623829018http://goodgrimace.com/post/13623829018Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:12:39 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf5nocl521qzcbbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Ed, you play for us. We’re too nervous. Just hold your fingers like… There ya go! Good luck!”</p> <p>Here is an image from an alternate reality, where Ed Sullivan played on his own show to replace some band from England, starting a career that changed music forevor.</p> <p>He shook the rock and roll scene with a song about being polite to prostitues, “Please Me, Please.”</p> <p>His next album proved he was sticking around with the oddly erotic title, “A Hard Knights Day.”</p> <p>He then made a controversial statement about contraception, “A Rubber’s Soul.”</p> <p>He bridged respectable and popular music with the album “Sgt. Sullivan’s Irregular Heartbeats Club”</p> <p>Nobody knew what he was even going for with “The Tragical History Whore.” But the movie helped popularize citric acid.</p> <p>He famously walked out on himself while recording “The (Black and) White Album.” A throwback to his television days.</p> <p>After gaining weight, he made the more personal, self reflective album, “Flabby Road.”</p> <p>He denounced America, moved to France, and prided himself as an Ex-Pat with the album “Le Tit, Be.”</p> <p>John, Paul, George and Ringo got their own talk show, but ended up splitting over who got to sit behind the desk, and whether it was appropriate for Yoko Ono to be a guest. Every. Single. Night.</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13540542730http://goodgrimace.com/post/13540542730Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:28:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf4ii1eSD1qzcbbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He had gone crazy. Everyone told him that it wasn’t his wife. But he didn’t care. Hell, he still thought he was in a submarine.</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/13496136323http://goodgrimace.com/post/13496136323Tue, 29 Nov 2011 02:44:42 -0800<p>I’ve forgotten the taste of crunchy.<br/>My mother brought home a jar of crunchy peanut butter, she thought it was creamy. <br/><br/>It was the greatest week.<br/><br/><br/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1q0ktjiB01qzz281.jpg"/><br/>This ends now. Today is my day. I’m getting my crunch on.</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/972540391http://goodgrimace.com/post/972540391Wed, 18 Aug 2010 09:07:18 -0700<p><img src="http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/152745-1/Bruce_Lee_reaction.gif"/></p> <p>Bruce just <strong>LOVES</strong> this blog!</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/968454635http://goodgrimace.com/post/968454635Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:14:33 -0700<p>A lot of jokes are just really bad. Instead they refer to them as riddles. </p> <p>But riddles are supposed to be more puzzley.<br/><br/>”<strong>What is the brightest fish?</strong>”<br/>”<strong>The Sunfish</strong>“ </p> <p>This was in a riddle book I found. This isn’t a riddle at all.<br/>It’s just a dumb question.</p> <p>I think the real riddle is finding out why this was called a riddle. </p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/675721225http://goodgrimace.com/post/675721225Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:30:53 -0700<p>I NEED more clothes with lightning bolts on them.</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/672373569http://goodgrimace.com/post/672373569Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:28:25 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3kp6iF6Yl1qzcbbao1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“We hit some turbulence at around 20,000 feet, but I was able to smooth it out. Real smooth. Like buttah”</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/668363629http://goodgrimace.com/post/668363629Sat, 05 Jun 2010 20:18:00 -0700“The biggest mistake you can make in a food eating contest is reaching for the utensils.”<br/><br/> - <em>Esteban</em>http://goodgrimace.com/post/665614650http://goodgrimace.com/post/665614650Fri, 04 Jun 2010 22:54:40 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3h0oqRKU71qzcbbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the future I become so manly, I become a bear.</p> <p>This is my son, soon he too shall transform.</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/662041641http://goodgrimace.com/post/662041641Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:36:26 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3f8zkQp7v1qzcbbao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Swim in it.</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/658868519http://goodgrimace.com/post/658868519Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:40:32 -0700<p><em><span>Dear TGTBTG,<br/><br/>Long time reader, first time writer, so please excuse any bad punctuation I’ve never done this before. I thought I would begin writing with the highest form of literature: a fan letter. Ever since I was about a year or two younger than I am right now I have read your blog; and it has satisfied my voracious, insulin-dependent appetite for comedy. When you told me to celebrate damp earth I spent the next week in a hole, and loved at least the first forty-five minutes of it. When you went on a space pirate adventure I stowed away on a Russian space rocket in hopes of glimpsing the glorious crew’s exploits. When you said you were busy working at camp I remained in the fetal position for three months. When you advised me of the trap laden photo booths I burned them all down. Now I am in prison; but I know in my heart it was worth it. All I want to say to you, Ian and Esty, is that you have ruined my life in the best possible way. Thank you<br/><br/>Sincerely,<br/>Daniel Spielman<br/><br/>P.S. please pick up this faithful reader in 2-5 years</span></em></p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/655301535http://goodgrimace.com/post/655301535Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:17:42 -0700<p>Working in a hotel is okay. The pay is fine, and the benefits are a little more than mediocre. I just ask you to remember people love to poop in the bed.</p> <p>It’s terrible</p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/653816508http://goodgrimace.com/post/653816508Mon, 31 May 2010 23:48:00 -0700<p>Are there any manlier scents than Old Spice, wet dirt, or bear cubs?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l39tr0BXWQ1qzz281.jpg"/></p>http://goodgrimace.com/post/649109842http://goodgrimace.com/post/649109842Sun, 30 May 2010 23:23:49 -0700