The Good, The Bad, and The Grimace.

Dear TGTBTG,

Long time reader, first time writer, so please excuse any bad punctuation I’ve never done this before. I thought I would begin writing with the highest form of literature: a fan letter. Ever since I was about a year or two younger than I am right now I have read your blog; and it has satisfied my voracious, insulin-dependent appetite for comedy. When you told me to celebrate damp earth I spent the next week in a hole, and loved at least the first forty-five minutes of it. When you went on a space pirate adventure I stowed away on a Russian space rocket in hopes of glimpsing the glorious crew’s exploits. When you said you were busy working at camp I remained in the fetal position for three months. When you advised me of the trap laden photo booths I burned them all down. Now I am in prison; but I know in my heart it was worth it. All I want to say to you, Ian and Esty, is that you have ruined my life in the best possible way. Thank you

Sincerely,
Daniel Spielman

P.S. please pick up this faithful reader in 2-5 years