Are there any manlier scents than Old Spice, wet dirt, or bear cubs?
They say to never look a gift horse in the mouth, I don’t know what that means.
However, I say to never look a peacock in the eyes.
Seriously, it’s like they look right into your hopes and aspirations, and then steal your dreams.
The thing is though, that they have a ton of eyes.
A thousand soul piercing eyes.
“One mans love for so many people gets him into SOOO much trouble!! This summer, Liam Neeson is on a quest to save the women of his dreams. Along with his plucky sidekick Ben Kingsly as Itzhak Stern. Shindler’s List”
Depending on your sense of humor and your definition of “romance”, any movie could be a romantic comedy!
There’s something so satisfying about drinking out of the carton.
They ought to make mugs that look like them.
Or if people just calm the heck down, and we get rid of that stigma or taboo or whatever.
THEN we can drink straight out of the carton. Like we’re supposed to!
Like Abraham Lincoln did.
If you look around the internet enough you’re going to find some crazy memes.
You’ll probably end up seeing some version of the “Haters gonna hate” one.
There’s alot of them. And like anything that gets popular people are going to parody it.
Skaters gonna skate, and so on.
What’s Mater gonna do?
Don’t we all want a close group of friends who are willing to dress in unconventional clothes with you, listen to loud music, and dance in places that it’s illegal to dance in?
I guess what we want are friends that we can go ghostriding with.
At 5 in the morning you tend to get your best ideas for post. I was going to write a nice epic story about toothpaste fighting. But sometimes Google doesn’t provide the images you imagined at 5 in the morning.
Google’s first result for ‘toothpaste fight.” Disappointing
They say that the only known cure for a Big Mac attack is to eat a Big Mac.
They’re wrong, that only gets the other Big Macs angry.
You ever fight of swarms of the things?
The special sauce burns, and the sesame seeds sting your eyes.
You ever wonder if other things work like placebos?
Like what if the moon stopped existing 50 years ago.
And instead of some celestial object there’s a couple scientists in Virginia with a powerful projector?
If we don’t know it’s broken is it broken?
Last night I wished for this blog to be super popular.
I found out on the news this morning that two satellites crashed into each other. Thats what I was wishing on.
I guess it’s not coming true.
: (
